MARCH MADNESS: NCAA Tournament Tips-Off Today
It’s the MOST WONDERFUL TIME of the YEAR
With the kids basket-balling
And everyone calling
To tell you a’ Bracket-Buster to Fear.
It’s the hap-happiest hoops season of all
Our masks from the pandemic, hanging on the wall
The Refs come a’ calling, every perimeter foul and some walking
It’ll drive you to be another LaVar Ball,
There’ll be Final Four parties for hosting
Tall Boys for toasting
With kegs stored out in the snow
There’ll be Raftery’s stories
And, tales of Duke’s Glory of
Championships long, long ago
It’s the MOST WONDERFUL TIME of the YEAR
There’ll be Greg Gumbel glowing
And Jay Bilas spouting to prove
He’s the best commentator going,
For every game of the basketball year
There’ll be watch parties thriving
As school-work goes diving, your Dean’s Lists ripped-in-shreds
But fill-up the tank and head with your ranking
The SuperDome smells like a BEER.
It’s the MOST WONDERFUL TIME of the YEAR
There’ll be buzzer-beater tossin’
Kentucky be a ‘lossin’
Just like they do every year
It’s the most wonderful time
Yes, the most wonderful time
Oh, it’s MARCH MADNESS time
Of the YEAR.