Digital Sports Desk

While We’re Young (Ideas) on a Busy Week in Sports

BOSTON – Last week, we enjoyed a fake dateline and a fake British Open golf preview to show the open-ended dangers of trusting AI too much, especially before it’s ready for primetime. This week, we’re posting just as the final round of The Open begins at Royal Liverpool, in England.

The Open is being played a few miles from Penny Lane (which doubles as the name of our dog). Royal Liverpool last hosted The Open in 2014 when Rory McIlroy held on to win with a two-stroke cushion, despite his own (71) or (-1) in the final round. That Sunday, McIlroy’s competitors shot: T-2 Rickie Fowler (67); T-2 Sergio Garcia (66); 4th Jim Furyk (65), all in a mad dash to catch the 54-hole leader.

This week, it’s been a blast to listen to “The Open Radio” as background music while attending to other duties. Just to state the obvious: There is no better broadcast in the world of sports, maybe the world of everything. The infectious “Mrs. Doubtfire” approach to calling a 72-hole endurance test is a treasure to behold.

United States’ broadcasters and viewers think the world of Jim Nantz’s efforts on the PGA Tour, especially at The Masters. The Open broadcast makes Nantz’s famous, “Hello Friends,” or catch-phrase “a tradition unlike any other,” seem like locker room profanity.

Instead, let us present:

• Marcus Buckland
• Sue Thearle
• Ron Jones
• Matt Adams
• Sophie Walker
• Raymond Burns
• Alison Walker
• Paul Eales
• Harry Ewing
• SiriusXM’s Maureen Madill and Carl Paulson

Maureen Elizabeth Jane Madill is the gem. Her married name is Garner and she was born in Coleraine, Northern Ireland. Madill won the British Ladies Amateur Golf Championship in 1979 and the British Ladies Amateur Stroke Play Championship in 1980. She turned pro but didn’t have much success and turned to broadcasting where she’s worked for the British Broadcasting Company (BBC Sport) calling the Scottish Open, the PGA Championship, and of course, The Open.

Here’s a glimpse of Ms. Madill’s typical delivery:

“We were stationed in front of the telly watching the lengthy playoff for the Made in Himmerland title in Denmark between Spaniard Nacho Elvira and home hero Rasmus Hojgaard. We had no particular favourite for the trophy but acknowledged how fabulous it would be for Rasmus and the partisan galleries if the Dane could manage to pull it off. Elvira had ascended the 18th tee in the final round with a one-shot lead but was relieved to hole a nasty little one for bogey to fall back into a playoff with Rasmus, who’d shot 64 and been finished for ages.

The 18th was a bit of a brute of a hole with a very testing tee shot, trouble lurking everywhere. The pair shared pars on five occasions before Elvira finally came unstuck on the sixth time of asking and the title was won by a Dane for the first time in its history.”

Her go-to line is that a player is approaching “a tricky hole,” and her overall descriptions never fail.

The other killer phrases are when a player has to “Tidy-Up” to get his par or when the commentators wonder about Scottie Scheffler’s “Schh-edule” (schedule).

THE BUSY WEEKEND IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER: It’s been a busy week in sports and it’s getting busier by the day.

• Major League Soccer held its All-Star break and fell to mighty Arsenal, 0-5. The Premier League power dominated the MLS stars, even though Arsenal is in its preseason preparations. The MLS Stars, coached by former Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney, were outshot 16-7 overall.
• The Open is fully underway at Royal Liverpool, as noted above. It is the last of professional golf’s majors for 2023.
• The United States Women’s National Team is in the preliminary round of the FIFA Women’s World Cup, being staged in Australia and New Zealand. The USA pool includes:
• United States
• Netherlands
• Portugal
• Viet Nam – the USA claimed a victory over Viet Nam, 3-0. That’s something that could not be said in 1975.

4. Baseball is Back in Full Action after the MLB All-Star Break.
5. The Premier Lacrosse League All-Star Game
6. NFL Training Camps are opening with most clubs having had their rookies report July 18 and the veterans this coming Tuesday, Jul;y 25.
7. SlamBall Returns. (You’ve read all about it here)!

HERE NOW THE NOTES: NBA Legend, LA Lakers, Milwaukee Bucks, UCLA and Power Memorial champion Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is making as much impact in 2023 as he did in 1968 (when he changed his name from Lew Alcindor to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Noble, Powerful Servant ) or 1971 (when he won his first NBA title along with Oscar Robertson and the Milwaukee Bucks) or from 1975-1989 when, as a member of the Los Angeles Lakers, he was “Sky-Hooking” his way to become one of – if not the – greatest player in National Basketball Association history.

Your dedicated columnist worked with KAJ from 1981 through 1989 but very little beyond. On the other hand, at times my former employer allowed for work far beyond the years a player competed on the court. Up until his retirement in 1989, KAJ was “a bit of a handful.” He was quite aloof in terms of his association with the people who promoted the NBA Players as a whole and NBA teams and the league with all systems on “full speed ahead.”

To be clear, KAJ performed on the court as well as any player in history and he lived-up to his obligations to do interviews, especially at tough times during the NBA Playoffs or Finals. But, he did so grudgingly – the complete opposite of many of his peers, such as Julius Erving, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Wes Unseld, Willis Reed or Walt Frazier.

The latter group set an important tone in their respective team locker rooms and forged an air of cooperation that brought the NBA from the doldrums of tape-delayed NBA Finals games to global dominance in the sports world. In a pregame open locker, media availability session, KAJ would very often be at his locker, but he would be totally engrossed in a book he was reading – sending a “Please Do NOT Disturb” message to all passers-by, near and far.

At one point during the 2009 NBA Finals, the retired KAJ was traveling with his team and situated in a quiet Lakers team locker room, in his usual pose of reading a book off in a corner. This reporter was, coincidentally, in the locker at the same time, but there to see a dear friend – LA Lakers athletic trainer Gary Vitti – who had a few seconds of down time as the entire team was out on the court and warming up for that night’s game.

Seeing KAJ and in no way in need of his time, I felt it important to let him know that the parent of his friend and longtime Lakers PR man, Josh Rosenfeld, had just passed away after an extended illness. KAJ was well aware of the situation but not the death.

As only the great Rosenfeld could do, he had inserted a line of very dry humor in the death notice issued to his closest friends. I took the liberty of reading it to KAJ as he sat quietly and extended his sincere condolences to our mutual friend. It read in part, “In lieu of flowers, please send job offers.”

Kareem laughed out loud with a deep, “Har, Har”– as he looked me in the eye knowing how loyal a friend I was to his former colleague, and world traveling companion through Lakers’ trips all over the USA, all of his championships and NBA exhibitions and functions all over the world.

Upon returning to the other side of the locker to bid good-bye as a few players returned to the locker, Vitti and a small group of assist athletic trainers, equipment managers and video room techs gazed in amazement, asking, “What did you say to him? We haven’t seen ‘Capt’ laugh like that in 10 years.”

Now 76 years old and still a dozen years older than yours truly, KAJ has turned to this same platform (Substack) to share his point of view in a way very few writers have ever had the talent to do so.

Quite frankly, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s column is the best of its kind – maybe the best writing of any kind on any platform or publication available today.